miss atomic bomb

I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks. -Rachel McKibbens

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

cramps are bad but cramps on vacation are the actual devil


I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via itsmyfoxhat)


cute date ideas

  • stay home and watch star trek
  • go out and watch star trek
  • go to the cinema and watch star trek
  • go to a fancy restaurant together…
  • and watch star trek
  • become star trek

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)


if i see one more shitty and condescending comic about how workers are all droid-like hiveminds wasting their life away while intellectuals and artists are the true shining beacons for us all to follow i’m going to smash up an art gallery with a hammer

(via spacemoms)

  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today